WHY THE STATUS QUO IS JUST FINE

He hears objections,

But they all come from women.

La la la la la.

MOTHER KNOWS BEST

Sympathetic words

From Livia Soprano:

"Oh, boo hoo. POOR YOU."

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

The dying man gasps.

"My intestines are all squashed,"

The subtitles say.

THE 6 TRAIN TO THE PAST

Man in subway car

Smokes and does not give a damn.

What decade is this?

PICK-ME-UP

Hate your neck? Wrap your

Whole head in airtight plastic.

Stress-free in no time.

EXISTENTIAL DREAD FROM THE WEATHER CHANNEL

Nemo. Orko. And

The scariest storm of all:

Davey-Goliath.

MIND OVER MATTER

Subway-riding man,

Ignoring strong urine smell,

Enjoys his muffin.