HYPHEN NATION

 Hyphens, we need you,

Although to-morrow may not.

Never say good-bye!

 

THE OFFICE COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN

How surprising that

So far we've all resisted

Chewing the dry grounds

MY LIFE AS SOCIAL MEDIA

I'll just make fun stuff

No more drudgery for me

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MORNING MELODY

In the quiet house

Only one small sound is heard

The cat vomiting

LESSONS FROM THE SHUTSTORM

Republicans fear

Americans won't find them

Quite crazy enough


 

PARTISAN GRIDLOCK DEFINED (DAY 3)

Obamacare is

Law. We're afraid you'll like it. 

Republican snit.

GUMMINT SHUTDOWN, DAY 2

National parks? We

Don't need no stinkin' parks. Um,

Can I still golf there?

TO THE MAT FOR THE STATUS QUO

Insurers won't get

To deny coverage? That's

Un-American!!