GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

It's my lucky day,

I know it. Time to dream big.

Fly, little pig! Fly!

ECONOMIC OLYMPICS

Ha-ha, what good sport!

Watching the feckless poor dive

Off the fiscal cliff

WARM FUZZIES

Though cynicism

Is taking a holiday,

It will soon return.

I-POSE

Did you know that your

Earbuds transmit sound loudly?

Yes, I thought you did.

THAT'S SOME CATCH

Talk tough and you are

"Presidential," unless you

Are female, you bitch.

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?

I was promised sun

But it is so not sunny

This is an outrage

NATIONAL WINDBAG CONSENSUS

Partisan gridlock.

Who knew? Both sides are to blame!

Time to compromise!

E TU, COLI?

Hey, FDA, stop

Getting in the way of my

Foodborne pathogens