PICK-ME-UP

Hate your neck? Wrap your

Whole head in airtight plastic.

Stress-free in no time.

HIGH HOPES FOR 2013

A shiny new year

Untarnished, full of promise

Like gold lamé pants

WARM FUZZIES

Though cynicism

Is taking a holiday,

It will soon return.

POSITIVE THINKING

[Facsimile of neighbor]

Hurricane's coming--

Swirl and blow, you autumn leaves,

To my neighbor's yard

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES

In the big, wide world

Each new day brings some new thing

To complain about