FALL TURNS INTO WINTER

The warm waiting room

On the chilly train platform

Someone has puked there

YOU RAISE ME UP SO I CAN BUY BANANAS

Inspirational

Music in the produce aisle

Makes me feel stabby

TO MY SINUSES

Sinus cavity,

Let me be. I need you like

A hole in the head.

CITI-RANT (FOR DELIA)

How dare you, blue bikes!

How dare you pull my focus!

New York is ruined.

HYPHEN NATION

 Hyphens, we need you,

Although to-morrow may not.

Never say good-bye!

 

THE OFFICE COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN

How surprising that

So far we've all resisted

Chewing the dry grounds

MY LIFE AS SOCIAL MEDIA

I'll just make fun stuff

No more drudgery for me

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