CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

O blithe jaywalker

So nearly clipped by my bike:

Let us share the blame.

CITI-RANT (FOR DELIA)

How dare you, blue bikes!

How dare you pull my focus!

New York is ruined.

CITI BAIKU

I don't have a bike

Yet I have hundreds of bikes

Ride, Grasshopper, ride