POST-DEBATE SUSPENSE

Gosh I hope someone

Pompous and self-important

Can tell me who won

SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT

If you preface your

Insult with “No offense, but..."

Then they can't get mad

THE PRODUCERS, PART 2

Let's have an Ayn Rand

Halloween! You be Atlas,

And I'll wear a shrug.

BUT NOT SLAVERY

On the highway to Hojo's.

Wow, Leviticus

Sure forbids some random things.

Heed at your peril.

NOT I

I can tell my flip

Phone impresses all the folks

At the Apple store

MITTENJUICE

Mix crocodile tears

With 47%

Fresh-squeezed middle class

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

[thx to cynical-c.com for sharing]

What crap did I buy

To get on your mailing list

Jesus shoot me now