MEMO TO THE TREES OF THE HUDSON VALLEY

The calendar says

It's spring! Please make a note to

Leaf up already.

THE SLOW FOOD MOVEMENT

Waiters so zen that

A zombie apocalypse

Would improve service

IMPULSE CONTROL

[hilarious cover by Bruce McCall]

Tourists in New York

Three abreast, strolling, chatting:

I want to shove you.