CELEBRITY SIGHTING

Hey, is that Elvis?

Perhaps he's not really dead!

But he isn't well.

SAGACITY

When things go badly

The wise man wonders, "What would

Jesse Pinkman do?"

WHAT AILS MY COMPUTER, PART 2

My laptop (artist's rendering)

What ails my laptop?

Bitterness? Ennui? No, no.

It is now a borg.

WHAT AILS MY COMPUTER

[not mine, duh]

Feeling unfulfilled,

The laptop takes a bold step,

Moonlights as a bot

TWEETY

Carlos Danger, your

Crap social media skills

Give us the willies

CROWDSOURCED BABY-NAMING

Arthur Charles Trevor

Pac-Man Facebook Hacky Sack

Middleton of Ulm

DR. SEUSS NAMES THE ROYAL BABY

[too funny not to share, from The Onion]

 "Zanzibar Buck-Buck

McFate"? Not classy enough?

Perhaps "Harris Tweed"?