SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT

If you preface your

Insult with “No offense, but..."

Then they can't get mad

BIRTHDAY REFLECTIONS

[generic attribution]

What have I done with

Another year on this earth?

I have made some blogs.

ON THE PLUS SIDE

[my man M.C. Escher]

At least I never

Decided to have swear words

Tattooed on my face