KIDS TODAY

All you kids with your

Wild hair, music, and whatnot.

Not like in my day.

I-POSE

Did you know that your

Earbuds transmit sound loudly?

Yes, I thought you did.

BIRTHDAY REFLECTIONS

[generic attribution]

What have I done with

Another year on this earth?

I have made some blogs.

THE WHITMANESQUE BURRITO

I repeat myself

I am large; I contain a

Ton of beans and cheese