SUMMER IN THE CITY

[photo Joseph Bolanos, Gothamist]

On the breeze, a hint

Of rot. You shouldn't ask why

The sidewalk's slimy.

ON THE PLUS SIDE

[my man M.C. Escher]

At least I never

Decided to have swear words

Tattooed on my face

OUR PLAN FOR FIXING THE ECONOMY

[from The Atlantic]

Get rich by working

At home in all your spare time

You stupid losers

PUNK ROCK NOSTALGIA

We still know the words

To the Dead Milkmen's classic

"Bitchin' Camaro"

TIPS FROM TIPPI

[Birds Barbie, for reals!]

Bake four-and-twenty

Into a pie and voila!

It's bye-bye blackbird

THE WHITMANESQUE BURRITO

I repeat myself

I am large; I contain a

Ton of beans and cheese

PIKER

[photo by Mike Enright]

Everyone must "like"

My pika haiku [paiku]

Or this guy gets it

HUDSON RIVER SCHOOL

Pink light, fluffy clouds,

Lapping waves, sun sinking low,

The view from Sing Sing.

PACIFISM VS MOTHRA

[photo by me]

 Not a pacifist

When it comes to pantry moths

Die die die die die