THANK GOODNESS THAT'S OVER

Goodbye, holidays.

(Epiphany does not count.)

Now please make it spring.

POST-FEAST REGRET

From now on I swear

I'll eat no desserts, just kale

And rutabagas

BIOHAZARD

Is there a vaccine

That will protect us against

Jenny McCarthy?

OCTOBER SURPRISE

You'd think the city

Would stink less now that it's fall,

But you would be wrong.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

O blithe jaywalker

So nearly clipped by my bike:

Let us share the blame.

ORGANIC GARDENING

The very hungry

Caterpillar eats green leaves

Until I squish it

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OF THE DAY

If tomorrow I

Should suddenly be no more,

Whither Instagram?