A WHIFF OF NOSTALGIA

Times Square, how you've changed

But the lingering pee smell

Brings back the old days

FOOD ALLERGIES

Lobster, seaside food,

And any kind of pot pie

Make me go CRAZY

TO THE HOOSIERS (MUSINGS ON A VISIT TO THE INDIANA STATE MUSEUM)

This prehistoric

Squid guy should totally be

Your state animal

MY SYMPATHY GOES ONLY SO FAR

Mouth uncovered, you

Cough and cough and cough. Get well.

But get off my train.