DIAGNOSTIC DILEMMA

Rabies symptoms: bad

Mood, insomnia, headaches....

Ugh. How will I know?

CELEBRITY SIGHTING

Hey, is that Elvis?

Perhaps he's not really dead!

But he isn't well.

SAGACITY

When things go badly

The wise man wonders, "What would

Jesse Pinkman do?"

WHAT AILS MY COMPUTER, PART 2

My laptop (artist's rendering)

What ails my laptop?

Bitterness? Ennui? No, no.

It is now a borg.

WHAT AILS MY COMPUTER

[not mine, duh]

Feeling unfulfilled,

The laptop takes a bold step,

Moonlights as a bot