CRACK FOR YOUR LIPS

The first taste was free,

But I'm paying for it now.

Carmex addiction.

A VOICE OF REASON

If MLK were

Here, he would agree with me:

It's too fucking cold.

ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT

Wonderland? Really?

I like my wonderlands less

Monochromatic.

IT MUST BE TRUE

TripAdvisor thinks

My review was terrific!

 I totally rule.

NEWS FLASH FOR THE COPILOT

Hope all you want--but

No one in economy

Has "enjoyed" this flight.

Some names just won't scan

Neatly into a haiku,

Quentin Taranti

THE SLOW FOOD MOVEMENT

Waiters so zen that

A zombie apocalypse

Would improve service

AFTERMATH

(artist's rendering)

More wine here now than

We started the party with.

Officially old.